I am 17, live in Cocke County Tennessee, and live with the only man who will ever love me: my cat Dante. I have a girlfriend named Mary, so don't even ask, and I drive a car with a big ass (I love my station wagon?) and I'm okay with that. My computer is always broken. fin.

I can't seem to get a job.

I enjoy long walks on the beach. Or I would, if I had a beach. Actually, I like napping all the time and doing after-school things I don't have to be doing, for lack of anything else to do but look for a job. I like to drive, because going fast on little curvy roads is fun.